Zoom WFH secrets: No one has figured out yet the big black box thing in the background of my home office is where hubby dries and trims his pot plants.

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I have all my booze hidden with plants in the line of sight from work desk

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Does hubby sell?

Nope. His med card allows him to grow his own legally. It shouldn't be a big deal but since some people still judge I havent told anybody what's in my home office.

I hide the bodies via those cute zoom backgrounds. Sorry, I mean the trophies..don't want to come off too uppity ya know.

I crushed my enemies bones and put them in the little succulents behind my desk. No one k ows. Lol.

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