Absolutely crestfallen...

Seven year old son said he wanted to be a firefighter...NOT that he wanted to become a management consultant for the prestigious McKinsey & Company.

I even asked him his total comp and he said he didn't have any...

Fellas, is he behind? What TC should he expect at this age? How can I get him to pivot and realize his dreams are wrong?

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In seriousness, when my kids were that age they actually said they wanted to grow up to be consultants. They came to “bring your child to work” day and ate snacks and wrote slides and stuff and thought it was awesome.

Wasn’t until they were teens that they entered the “what my dad does is the least cool thing in the world” phase.

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P1 to kids during bring your kid to work day” Pls fix”

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Not even kidding, a Dad from my kid’s kinder class, at meet the teacher night, asked the teacher, “do you have a sense of the ROI on kids who begin in your class? Like, is there data on the colleges they are accepted into?”

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I know this is meant to be a joke but is it too early to start talking about basics of economics with him? If you're a consultant not sure if he'll be able to support his lifestyle as a firefighter by the time you're gone, unless you leave him good inheritance

That's correct, D1 😂

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