Advice please!! I was laid off a few months ago but keeping my public profiles displaying that I’m still working at EY, including here on FB. How do you feel about someone who updates their LinkedIn profile to say they’re on a “sabbatical” or “funemployed” or on a job hunt - basically updating it so it shows they’re “employed” but it’s just a placeholder under the experience section? How to make this less cringe?

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Posting as :
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You are currently posting as works at

A sabbatical I can understand. “Funemployed” feels like peak LI cringe.

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“Funemployed” is the worst possible job description and you deserve whatever that brings with it.

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Yeah. But crippling depressionployed is just sad.

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Put consultant.

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I’ve always just put down “freelancer” to cover up any full time gaps.

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My thought is, if you’re still paying me (severance) I still work there.

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Is it any surprise we’re seeing mass layoff in tech? Years of rich friends hiring rich friends with no work ethic has lead us here. I know way too many tech people who work maybe an hour a day followed by errands and traveling. A lot of getting in these places is who you know, apparently that doesn’t work out like it used to. The amount of people who worked for Meta, Apple, Amazon, etc for a few months / maybe a year is astounding. it’s around that time frame a boss can tell if you’re worth it

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Are BAs comparatively safer than Dev’s when it comes to layoffs?

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Resume question I've had three positions over my career one of which lasted 3 months and that I got fired from, the job search took an additional 2 months. Is it worth it to leave the 3 month stint off my resume? It might be easier to explain getting fired then a 5-month gap I was thinking

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Layoffs. Most big firms say they're sitting on a conservative pile of cash - which I believe is true - but work will obviously not return to pre-COVID levels in the short term, probably not even in the medium term. Are Biglaw layoffs coming?

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If you do something on the side for extra cash (like drive for Uber) then lose your agency job in a layoff, does your little side gig disqualify you from collecting unemployment?

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Boomer. I am in between jobs. Laid off in 10/21 after 16+ yrs, with an ABA firm. RIF. Still on excellent terms. Took my time living off generous package and didn’t seriously start applying until 01/22. Made a rookie mistake and accepted first offer.
Turns out job wasn’t as advertised. Mutual parting of ways 3/22. Due diligence is critical.
Now interviewing a LOT. Some temp work, I still have “it”. I relate to all gens. Willing to mentor AND learn from all. Tech savvy, CTE from day one. Leads?

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Can you get fired for having low utilization as a senior? My billable hours this busy season have been much lower than my peers.

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Has anyone been able to negotiate anything extra or terms when being laid off?

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Anyone hear talks of layoffs in Advisory? I know my office is laying off Assurance and BTS (Tax) staff but haven't heard much of Advisory yet.

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Hi, received an offer from another Big4 in Amsterdam (currently working in Eastern Europe), but relocating, I’m concerned about potential layoffs in the coming period being the last to join the team.

I’m 1 year post-MBA and was just let go despite top performance results—firm is not acknowledging COVID layoffs, though. Given 5+ YOE w/background in tech sales could BizOps be a fit? TIA!

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Any news on layoffs/recession in banking industry?

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Layoff going on in Synechron ?

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Hey Fishes,
I am suppose to join BNY Pune on grade I very soon. Wanted to check on how is the bank doing in the recession time. Any chances of layoffs predicted? Is the bank suffering any loss?

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Hi,
As of now I got into PIP so does it indirectly means that i will be fired.?

Any layoff expected in bny ?

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Wow! What a day! What type of company starts layoffs right before the holidays? Lost my job this morning and I am stressed out. Is there any chance of finding a new job before the holidays? I'm doubting it.

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Loving my Railmaster! I received this as gift and want to pay homage to the family member who gave it to me. Does anyone know where I could get initials on the inside of band?

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Out of curiosity, former Deloitte PDM employees—- has being in PDM affected your ability to get out and find better opportunities?

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It's the "loves this" for me

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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I forced my employees to make a fake commercial and take pictures of me proposing - I’m so amazing.

This whole thing is cringe - how proposed after forcing employees to make a fake commercial and attend, calling himself rainmaker, the formatting. Image of the text in comments.

If only he just made a post being excited about being engaged (still not for LinkedIn, but whatever).

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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Cringe for today!
Two things,
1. Why can't you say this as a "Text" post.
2. What's your point?

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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Incoming multi-tier cringe

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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https://www.seattletimes.com/business/gravity-payments-ceo-dan-price-resigns/ what are we going to do without this guy, he’s the cringe master general

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Why is this on LinkedIn? What does this have to do with networking and the workplace and careers? It feels like people are just using LinkedIn for a Facebook replacement...

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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Using his dads death to fake a tribute which is really disguised to get sympathy for a job

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