Conversation I had with an attorney friend last night. I know there's some of y'all that will feel this.

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Am friends with tons of over worked lawyers and I don’t have clue what this is talking about

You're not familiar with caffeinated beverages?

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Were you taking to me last night?

Same...or multiple. There's a certain point in the afternoon where I'm finishing the last of my coffee but have already started on an energy drink 😬

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