Describe your sex life with a movie title and include the reasoning 🍸

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Ghost. Because it's dead even though I pretend it isn't

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40 year old virgin...except i'm 24 lol

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“Oh shit man you’ve got to get on that” -Mooj from the movie

Dumb and Dumber.

Because they are usually dumb and i’m dumber for spreading my legs to them.

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Die Hard. Because I popped one too many Viagaras tonight.

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He’s just not that into you. Self explanatory.

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Definitely true, though you never want any of them unfortunately 😅

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Fast & Furious because he can't keep his hands off me.

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Virgin Territory

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Sausage party because I love sausages 😁

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Pulp Fiction. Random af but always eventful.

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Les Misérables

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Bang Bang. No explanation required. 😎🤙

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No

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The sting - because she has a condition that makes it take a while for her muscles to relax

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Vanilla Sky. Because I’m a freak and my SO is too shy about that stuff.

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Vanishing Point.

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