Didn’t expect to be compared to 🌽 star on LinkedIn today, but here we are.

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They need to lay out the steps for B2B sales with lessons learned.

1. Need to advertise where your potential customers are
2. Entice with free services
3. People are there for the good times, not for long times

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As a person with a vagine, I had to ask a male friend why this is funny. This is friggen hilarious.

But wouldn't it be a "warm reach" rather than a cold call?

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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This is how I feel!!!

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Nice try Accenture.

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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Definitely not bragging or showing off …

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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It's the "loves this" for me

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I woke up today tired.

My work cell was buzzing and then I remembered something.

I forgot to thank the bus driver that dropped me off a few days ago.

I got up and rushed downstairs to find the bus driver.

It was raining outside but I was already running barefoot to the bus stop.

I stood there soaked in my pajamas as the bus approached.

Then, the door opened. The driver got up and shook my hand.

I sat down and started my shift.

I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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Incoming multi-tier cringe

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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