Does your manager love "motivational" movie quotes? Mine loves to tell us, "Cookies are for closers." God help you if you get that reference.

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The only motivational movie quote I want is 'Yippie Ki Yay Motherfucker'

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Best Christmas movie ever!

You wouldn't know what to do with the Glengarry leads!

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Sprinkles are for winners

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I don't. What's it from?

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“I feel like I’m the stupidest person here”
“You are not stupid. You literally work at one of the top consulting firms in the world”
“I literally got a 6% in one exam during undergrad”
“Well damn I guess you are stupid”

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OH: (RE: required meeting attendance)

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Likeeee are you talking about Columbus that stole land from indigenous ppl?!

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