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Aisa nh hai bhai inse v bdi chindi companies hai, tcs ne mereko ek br mere current CTC se 2 lakh kam ka offer de diya tha or Hr ekdm straight face leke pucha "when can you join?"

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I heard a scary experience from one of my friends just today. His current CTC in ACN is X(with the projected variable and other bonuses) and he asked TCS not more than X. and the HR guys at TCS are very kind and offered him x-10. Trust me its not a typo but a real X-10 after clearing the client round.

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Aur ek company ne mereko same CTC de diya jitna abhi hai fr bola paper dalo we'll revise your CTC 🤡

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Mazaak bana ke rakha hai

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Or v stories h bhai btaunga aram se

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I got interviewed foe Opentext and they took 5 interviews and in 5 th Interview Interviewer asked some questions that are not used in day to day work, after interview HR came and said you might have noticed that you are lacking in knowledge, And in my mind I was like really?? if I was lacking then I wpuld have failed the very first interview but I passed 4 of them, and the told her the same that that is not the case I felt Im able to answer but the interviewer asked some questions which are not used in say to day, so she again assigned me to 2 back to back interviews and I cleard them it was a 2 hour stretch. After clearing she told you are not selected because manager think you dont have experience on product development and I was like kehna kya chahte ho sab answer kr diya 7 interview de diye jan loge kya😑😑

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Ek aur chindi company hai inke saath ..Mongodb ....took 7 round of interviews where each round was elimination round ...after 7th they said pehle 2 ko tum pasand nahi aaye ..Abe gadho baki 5 leke mera and apna time waste kyu kiya ...ye HR logo ki recruitment kaun karta hai ?

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My experience with Del. HR reached out on WhatsApp. rescheduled interview 3 times as manager was not available. On the interview, the interviewer was busy responding to his manager's escalation. Finally when I reached out to the HR, she blocked me. 😂

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matlab, interview bhi chain se lene nahi dete

Bro Deloitte to hai hi chindi. Big 4 ke naam pe kalank. I have rejected them twice. Baar baar muh utha ke aajate hain.

But it's the same story with these services companies and their HRs. No work ethics at all.

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Exactly .. they still have this audacity to reach out again 😂

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Kya hua?

Big4 HR's need some spanking

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ek baat btao bhai interview dene se phle hi apni range mention nhi krte ho kya? atleast i am expecting within x to y range agar unka budget hoga to hi interview do why to waste your time ??

Bhai jab position leke khud aaye , expectations pe bhi bola we can give to isse zyada kya bole hum, last mei hr ka kaam hai hugne ka.

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