Laaa laaaaaaa lala wait till i get my money right (just accepted a PE offer woo)

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Hahahah this was hilarious. Congrats

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and then you cant tell me nothin right?!

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Good stuff. Mofos here really think it's impossible to go to deal team from consulting when 99% of it is just networking and knowing the right people. I personally know 4 people who have done it.

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Please share your knowledge!

Love all the haters saying ops …last time I checked ops still pays 2x+ consulting and has potential for big carry later in carrier … ops or deal team well done op!!

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C1, I’m a PE deal team associate and PE Ops is still 100% “PE” and anyone in the industry worth respecting would consider the same. In fact our PE Ops folks run circles around most consultants

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Deal team?

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Congrats! What did you do before and where are you headed now?

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Mega fund (just means a large PE fund)

Congrats ! You are an inspirational role model for all of us .

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For sure an ops role but congrats!

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Deal team but thanks!

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How much was your offer for? Negotiating mine rn

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T2 consulting to MF?? What how 🤯

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CDDs

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Did you do off cycle? When do you start?

Off cycle, starting next summer!

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