Fave narratives to bump time?

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"Communicate and coordinate with internal team re: same"

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Review of data room documents.

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“Analyze and strategize re same”

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What is bump time?

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That's what she said.

Draft memo to file.

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I still don’t understand what this means - can someone please explain?

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F.

Until reading the comments I read this as a prompt to that you were asking us to tell you our favorite inaccuracies about practicing law that we've discovered for you to read to pass time, lol.

Guess I might have something going on inside me.

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