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Peter Gibbons: The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
Bob Porter: Don't... don't care?
Peter Gibbons: It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime; so where's the motivation? And here's something else, Bob: I have eight different bosses right now.
Bob Slydell: I beg your pardon?
Peter Gibbons: Eight bosses.
Bob Slydell: Eight?
Peter Gibbons: Eight, Bob. So that means that when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled; that, and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.
“You could have as many as four people… working right underneath you.” … “This is a big promotion Pete”
PC load letter? What the f**k does that mean?
Chief
What is it that you say you do here?
I wouldn't say I'm missing it, Bob.
What would you do if you had a million dollars? Two chicks at the same time.
“There WAS nothing wrong with it. Until I was about 12 years old and this no talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.”
“Well alright. It was a “jump to conclusions” mat. You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor, and it would have different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP to.” … “that it the worst idea I have ever heard in my life Tom.” … “yes. This is horrible, this idea”
"Tom Smykowski : Well--well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people? "
No favorite quote but I do have a red Swingline on my desk
Rising Star
Omg this thread is making me laugh out loud. Thank you.