Had a fresher code something for me... rookie move!

```
python
from skiboi import rizz, vibes, drip

baddie = "shorty in the IDE"

if baddie == "valid":
print("GYAT! She got that clean syntax")
else:
raise ValueError("mid code detected, no riz")

def flex_code(skill_level):
if skill_level < 9000:
return "touch grass and come back"
return "ok giga chad dev, deploy it"

my_iq = flex_code(9999)
print(my_iq) # ok giga chad dev, deploy it
```
And that’s how it all went down.

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I read all the way through this and wanted to smash my head through my laptop after. Which I assume was the goal, so nicely done OP. Very based of you.

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Actually? 🤣💀 I must be delulu because this slaps. Give that skibidi a raise! But in all seriousness, thanks for the laugh. I needed that this Friday 🙌

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