Hi question: let’s say you have a client who kicked his ex gf’s leg rather than the door and left bruising. UK charge is assault by beating; is this considered “serious bodily harm” by UK standards ?

When you have to go into the client site on a Friday. 😩🔫

Working remote... 8:15 email from client security" VPN unplanned outage"... Scramble!

"Hello from Auto-Replyyyyyy." - Adele... reading my Outlook inbox as I send emails on to the client on a Sunday during the holidays, per the partner's instruction.

When you are starting a new project and it's like starting a new job all over again #canigobacktomyoldteam

Have to start flying Southwest due to my airport and client travel requirements. Any tips/tricks and flying SWA for business?

If a client stood you up on a one on one meeting, what's the best way to handle a no-show? This meeting needs to be rescheduled.

When you reply to the client's passive aggressive email basically asking you why you effed up with an email from him stating that's what he wanted. #suckit #goaway

Does anyone use a portable 2nd monitor with their laptop at the client site?

When your client takes hour long bathroom breaks with their kindle

Remote week - jealous my whole team travels while I work with the client.

When you planned on staying at the client site for the weekend, but your project launch went better than expected 🙌

Anyone else on the bench with 0 project leads? I'm so lost 😕

Help so sexually frustrated on this Sunday-Friday travel project

When the client refers to dinner with your partner as the "timeshare sales pitch" meeting 😂

Client turned the phone back on after call ended before starting to talk shit about it. Said he learned it from consultants 😂

The moment you walk into client site with a wet ass because the rental car seat was inconspicuously wet.

PwCers: Advice on how to set up for a great career round table? Client work is fine but looking for other things. Have done some proposal work but what else should I look to do? I just joined in Oct

When you're working remote for a client in Australia and have to start your work day at 4 am to have some overlapping hours, then continue until 6 pm for another local client -___-

When you're on calls and responding to IMs and fixing other people's shit all day and it's 5:50 PM and you haven't gotten any of your shit done, bill the client for all that time?

In DC for project for a few weeks, who wants to get drinks?

Posting from the top side.

Post to test

Post without company

test post from test

Yeah you're right. It cuts after two lines instead of expanding.

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How does this sound?

new test post

Not crashing anymore.

Comment on this to test rereply notif

Nice! The post animation looks good!

How great would office emojis be in this app?

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Still not seeing location in the post window when turning it off.

9 times outta 10 I pretend not to hear or see you when you call out to me and I've got my noise cancelling headphones on. I see you there. Stop tryna kill ma groove 🎶🚫

Show me someone who doesn't want a baby panda bear and I'll show you a liar.

For the crowd: Is an MBA increasingly a worthless degree? @Deloitte: How much is that paper degree needed to move from Consultant to Sr. Consul. and Sr. to Manager?

How long are your lunches?

How many of you keep seeing recycled Linkedin content (mostly madeup)? I saw the same content (same emojis as well) back to back by at least 2 people. Here is the “heart warming” story.

A3 salary, any confirmations yet?