Holy shit I think I’m being interviewed by a bot right now

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My company does "recorded video interviews" where the candidate logs in to a thing and answers scripted questions into their webcam. The video is then sent to the hiring manager. And we wonder why we can't find good talent.

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Where at?

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Laurie Breame style?

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It’s a pharma company, but I looked up the lady and she’s the VP of HR so Idk maybe her immediate responses that sounded very scripted were how she is

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