How can I make 3 million dollars within 6 months doing nothing ? TIA

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You only need a week for 3M.

Apply for and max out credit lines. Let's say 100k. Take it all out as cash. Transfer to an online broker. Buy some options on 4x margin.

Now you have 500k in buying power from nothing. A good weekly option you can 10x your money. So 5M. Pay back your loans (500k). And you have 4.5M in your pocket. So even if you mess up and only get a portion of the returns you can break 3M easy.

(Note - if the option value drops by a percentage or two, you'll be option called and realize your loans as losses)

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Go to a place where there are lots of celebrities like a lux nightclub. Stare at a celebrity intently and menacingly. Lick your lips. Tug at your ears. Stick your tongue out a bunch at strange intervals. Do all of these things at once.

With any luck, the celebrity, a bouncer, or someone in “the entourage” might attack you. Say you just had really bad allergies, made worse by the cologne in the club. Make sure police get involved and submit to a blood test.

Lawyer up! Just because they’re a celebrity doesn’t mean they’re above the law!!!

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Start with 60m and put it into a high interest account

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