I am not, in fact, going to take a 15k+ pay cut to do the same job I already do at a higher ranked firm, no matter how many times I’m spammed with the same job posting by a new person “working directly with the firm” who claims to have an “exclusive” relationship. Recruiters are something else…

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I got a LinkedIn request today asking if I had ever considered PI. It was for one of the national PI firms (think Morgan & Morgan).

I do aviation finance. Um, no? I hate recruiters.

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Even better when it’s for a posting in whole different practice group in a whole different city.

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“Are you interested in being a restructuring lawyer at a V10 firm in DC?”

“No, lol. I’m an M&A lawyer on the west coast…”

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"Near market" and "competitive compensation" are two of the red flag terms I use to weed out the BS. If you can't say "market" or "above market," don't recruit me.

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FACTS

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