I am sooooo faking it now. And these last few years. Trying to act like I care about industry insights when that’s the topic at a work gathering. But jeez I just find it so lifeless when someone at a social hour wants to talk about industry trends etc. Talk to me about ANYTHING but advertising and the industry please. Like, I’d rather talk about toenail trimming techniques for godddsakes.

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Who talks about industry trends at work gatherings?

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People talk shop.

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Chat GPT LinkedIn gobbledygook

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I find my toenails grow at radically different rates. If I cut them all at once, inevitably I'll either have to skip some or cut some too short (this can be painful).

So what I do is spot check them every couple days or so before I shower and trim only the ones that need it.

Normally I just collect the trimmings in my hand and deposit them in the bathroom trash but I know others have found success just clipping over the toilet and letting them fall in the bowl. Personally, I find the latter category the technique of a scoundrel but you do you

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Now this is a conversation!

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So toenail trends?

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Or timeless techniques

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When the average work being sold/ made is absolute cheeks, I don’t want to hear about insights. Let’s Make cool shit or STFU.

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Why do you keep doing this, then?

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Because being a cowardly liar comes easy for him

Then get a job as a Toenail Trimmer.

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Camel toe too.

Be the change you want to see. Ask that new intern about how she trims her toenails. Give her some compliments.

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LMFAOOO

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