I fantasize about getting fired and dumped on the same day.

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That, uhhh, sounds bad?

Sounds like a Vince Vaughn movie

Rather dark but the reset button is something others have talked about. Think you have a couple specific parts you focus on. Do you dislike your job or your significant other by chance?

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