I fantasize about getting fired and dumped on the same day.

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Kinky 😏

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That, uhhh, sounds bad?

Sounds like a Vince Vaughn movie

Rather dark but the reset button is something others have talked about. Think you have a couple specific parts you focus on. Do you dislike your job or your significant other by chance?

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About the recent layoffs, I have not seen people from India posting such, about getting laid off from so n so company!?
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Or is it like, the Indian side is employeed at far less packages, so to trim down from this side doesn't really have an affect?

#LayOffs

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Anyone around the Philly area want to be friends? Recently got laid off, and don’t have any friends around the area so yeah🙃

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