"I feel like if you can't wait for your hair to turn white it never will because you're excited for it instead of stressed about it."

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Once you get a few grays, they invite all their friends. It is down hill from there.

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Or uphill depending on how you look at it

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So that is where I went wrong?

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From a UX Director... “Design is everything. You’re nothing without design.” Excuse me?

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"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

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"We hear your responses to our anonymous pulse survey, and we understand you all overwhelmingly think our team structure org needs to change. We understand it's not necessarily working well—but here's why we're NOT going to change it."
Why ask us if you really don't care?

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"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom

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