“I hate wading into rows by accident, I absolutely loath it!”

Interesting experience at an interview today. Apparently 7 years in PA is not "real world experience" which is required for a private job.

Hi all,

I'm currently working at Infosys as MSBI developer and looking for opportunity in any of Big 4. I noticed there is a job vacancy for the role I fit in PWC in Linkedin and here to check if anyone could help me with referral.

TIA.

Does anyone know the salary/TC ranges for data scientists at C3.ai? I have an offer likely coming in this week for a senior data scientist in Washington DC and was curious about what to expect at this stage. Thanks in advance for the help!

I have a dumb question... I have my first jury trial coming up in a few months. It's a 3-day auto accident trial. I'm the plaintiff attorney. My question is, should I have my client present the entire three days, or am I okay to tell them that they're fine to leave after they testify?

I joined infosys on may 19, from when shall i expect variable payout start? Month?

190 of us in 5 hours? That’s depressing!

Has anyone done or know anything about the Army Congressional Fellowship Program (ACFP)?

Going to submit my resume for a role at Bain. Any inputs to make my resume stand out?

ACD/writer level freelancer? Have awards and new business pitch experience I’m based in Denver/Boulder.

Hi Everyone,

Can anyone help me with the Adani Electricity helpline number for Mumbai. The ones available on Google do not seem to work

Can any help me to get in CGI as am serving my notice period in Genpact

Has anyone been successful negotiating a “breach notification costs” provision in contracts with vendors? What are some good args to include it? I feel like vendors generally flat out say “no”, but I have seen some contracts where vendors were willing to include it and I’m wondering how that happened 😁

Working for a senior who is beyond horrible. She talks to you like you’re stupid and makes it sound like you’re absolutely terrible at what you’re doing. She’s made 5 other associates cry during her 5 year career. Got someone fired and made another person quit. It’s known around the office that she can no longer have a female associate, because she talks down to females more than she does males. I came along and thought I could deal with it but she literally makes me want to not log on tomorrow.

Hoping this gets more traction as most are WFH. Also happy I just found this bowl.

From a UX Director... “Design is everything. You’re nothing without design.” Excuse me?

OH: (RE: required meeting attendance)

"Ok, fine. I will say yes now but fair warning I may fake my own death beforehand."

“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."

Why are people not good at ending zoom calls? I feel like I’m always the person who throws in the closing statement (I.e, ok well sounds good is that all? Have a nice day! This was helpful thanks Karyn..looks like we’re at top of the hour already) 🤦🏻‍♀️

“There are so many layers of Daddy. Book coming soon. How to get one, how to be one, how to keep one!”

“i just fell asleep in the elevator”

“The copy needs more modern slang young millennials can relate to. It isn’t jiggy enough right now."

I was in the office (pre-c19) on the Friday after thanksgiving so I could get some stuff done while it was empty. A peer Director was also there and asked me for help with something. I helped him a for while, then he said, “this is really helpful, I have to go to an all team meeting for 30 minutes, but could we finish after that?” Me: “an all team meeting today?” Him: “yeah, I always schedule an all team meeting on days like this so people can’t pretend to wfh when they are really on pto.” smh 🤦‍♂️

"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

"There's no whining in baseball!", said very seriously and earnestly ..... to the office dog.

“What do you guys see...a mouse or a blue screen”

Can anyone send me invites/codes to the EY and KPMG bowls?

acd: “would you do meth everyday for a year for ten million dollars? you'd be able to choose where you rehab for free and —”

ad: “i’d do it for one million”

What type of background check do HF/PE/VC forms so these days? Employment, education and felonies are a given (I think) but is fingerprinting and drug testing still in the mix? How about credit score?

I’m starting at VMLY&R on account side and was asked if I want a PC or Mac. Not trying to be the odd one out - what do most account folks have?

HR: I still didn’t get approval from finance on the freelance req. not answering email.
Me: FL’r already in the building. you sit in next office can you just talk to them?
HR: ok. I guess.

“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"