I have no issues dating/sleeping with my neighbors, co-workers (sometimes, happened twice), and hired help (personal trainers, massage therapists, mechanics). My excuse: I'm a busy gal who doesn't have time to screen men on apps. I have an insatiable appetite for sex and the convenience doesn't hurt!

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More power to you! Hope more people like you out there :)

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Thanks, PI. I realize not everyone can handle it. I'm in control most of the time and have learned to back off when it gets too weird or complicated.

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lol congrats on the sex OP

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Thanks! Beats being a nun. No offense to nuns

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And the DMs are rolling in LOL

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Op try

https://joinfishbowl.com/bowl_vsnmvwzx62

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Gorllllllllllllllllll 🤭

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OP, idk what it is... but I want to be your friend. 🤣

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You can be her friend and I’ll be her “hired help.” 👀

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I know how to fix stuff in the house and can even be a massage therapist 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Hire me! 😂😂😂😂😂

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Lol! Just let me know when to submit my application 😊

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For the peeps sharing this post (3 so far) who are you sharing this with lol But for reals, if I'm attracted to you and you're a good person, let's get to know each other, who cares about titles. : ) Dating apps are weak sauce, IRL is where it's at. And with that, I *just* got asked out to happy hour while I was walking my dog.

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I’ll do it for free xD

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Wait I feel like banging the help is a porn category for a reason — most people just think about and don’t do it because of the logistics and complicated dynamic of the relationship. How do you get to the point of assuring these people it’s “ok”? I guess what I’m getting at is if you are paying these people for help they probably have some reservations about 1. Being un-professional and 2. Hooking up with you and it resulting in backlash some how related to their job. Genuinely curious on how you handle this aspect!

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Damn this is hot 😅

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RIP your DMS

But I’ve never hooked up with my cleaning lady tho 😂

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Where are you based Op?

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Assuming everyone involved is single or in open relationships, more power to you

Heck yes, no need to rattle the status quo

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