I heard “we don’t have budget for that” followed five minutes later by “let’s bring someone in.” At what point do you stop believing the budget excuse?

Anyone at M&A strategy at KPMG willing to connect?

Anyone have openings in CyberSoc , endpoint security , Azure , sentinel, defender ,mcas, crowdstrike, please let me know .looking for switch

What makes you really happy?

Has anyone ever stayed longer at a firm just because you “liked” someone?

FAANG is now MAMAA (Meta, Apple, Microsoft, Amazon and Alphabet)…Whoa Mama! As if there weren’t enough acronyms in our lives. Happy Friday All!!!

Hi Fishes,
I joined my current organization 3 months back.
Didnt allocated any project yet.

Now i am looking for a change:
Can someone refer me:
YOE :8.9
Location: Bangalore
Notice period: 30days
DOB : 01/06/1991
skills: java, spring boot, hibernate.

Thanks in advance

I’m curious - let’s say you have a role to fill but they are targeting only female candidates to balance out the team. What recruiting strategies can i implement to meet those needs?

What are some creative actions you took to instil good habits and get rid of bad habits? I asked Amex to block Uber eats from card..

What you didn't know about engineering...

What are some Phlebotomist salaries in the Atlanta GA area?

Has anyone used the annual elite gift to buy a mattress through Marriott? If I buy it on my Boundless card will I get 6x points?

Hey fishes,
Has anyone ever been ghosted after an interview?
I had a recent experience been a week since the interview and my mails and calls to know the status of the interview are not returned. What can I do to in this situation?

My new year's resolution is to drink draft Heineken (coming soon I hear) on a KLM flight to AMS

CAIA vs CFA?

What benefits are included in EYs frequent traveler program? How many miles or stays are required?

Recommendations on emotional intelligence/leadership books, trainings, classes, coaches?

What does it mean if there’s a NEP at the firm who’s been there for a long time (20+ years), but never got promoted to EP? Never held leadership roles too. Does it usually mean EPs does not like the NEP enough to get promoted?

The NEP has a book of business, though no idea how much it brings in.

We’re hiring Melbourne - account executive. Get in touch.

"We hear your responses to our anonymous pulse survey, and we understand you all overwhelmingly think our team structure org needs to change. We understand it's not necessarily working well—but here's why we're NOT going to change it."
Why ask us if you really don't care?

So overheard after work:

I left a company a while back and a coworker of mine that also left just informed me that one of the C level execs has an SEC decision against him for embezzling several million.

This was from before I worked there...

I made a couple errors at a new job. An important document to be distributed had wrong information on it, which was proofread by 2 other people. Then a couple of typos in emails, the person micromanaging me told me to send out but I didn’t fix the errors. Failed to meet a deadline but completed 95%. I was written up over all this last week, fired this week. There’s a lot more to this but I think it’s because the DM doesn’t like me.

HR: I still didn’t get approval from finance on the freelance req. not answering email.
Me: FL’r already in the building. you sit in next office can you just talk to them?
HR: ok. I guess.

“Just came back from Hawaii, it was beautiful. Lots of good wine”-MD.
Tired analysts: 😒😒

How you came into the company will define your path. That’s why you’ll never be successful switching departments.

So, some of my co-workers simply said that they want to go ahead and start something or start looking elsewhere (career change) because they don't know how much it will last at the pace we are going in regards to case intake and pay out. Should I start panicking or simply start looking elsewhere? They even they even told me if I was looking elsewhere or planned on doing so also. I found it weird in a way.

“We had complimenting genitalia.”

“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."

“Those glasses don’t make you look younger, they make you look older—but slightly more cool.”

🥺

"There's no whining in baseball!", said very seriously and earnestly ..... to the office dog.

"she doesn't have good boobs" †
👀

First time working as a senior and Manager doesn’t review or have time for many questions. Deff trying my best but very hard to be efficient when it’s takes time for me to understand everything (planning). anybody in the same situation?

I give the clients gold, but they decide instead, they want me to paint it with sh*t.

“The shaft is not always welcome, but but hole always is.”

“– Pick one: purple or blue.

– I can’t do this, this is way too complicated.”

Why are people not good at ending zoom calls? I feel like I’m always the person who throws in the closing statement (I.e, ok well sounds good is that all? Have a nice day! This was helpful thanks Karyn..looks like we’re at top of the hour already) 🤦🏻‍♀️

On a Zoom call:
Colleague A: *begins talking*
Colleague B: *begins talking at the the same time as A*
Colleague B: "I'm sorry, A. Go ahead"
Colleague B: (said with much attitude) "No, B. You go ahead. I'm sure what you have to say is more important anyhow."
Everyone else on the call: *Stunned silence....*