I overheard two managers arguing in the hallway about whether to “warn the team now or wait until after the holidays." I'm pretty sure we are all going to be looking for new work shortly and it's definitely ruined my Christmas.

Agency I freelance for just gave me the ultimatum. I’d make $75K less to go full-time, and even that they weren’t sure they could get finance to sign off.

Why haven’t salaries gone up at all?

How is the citi project in virtusa?

My tech stack: Java, spring boot, microservices, react

Is there any framework used ?

Please suggest

Thanks

Just got laid off last week so if anyone knows of any senior designer roles let me know! Going to take some time to revamp my portfolio and resume but I would appreciate any leads.

Planning to freeze my eggs early 2021, how far in advance should I go off my birth control? (I’ve been on it for 9 years). Planning to stop permanently and hopefully conceive next year.

Hi fishes, need 11 likes for DM TIA

Hello Fishes,

I have an interview scheduled for Gartner next week for Associate Data Scientist. If anyone who recently gave interview for Gartner, please can you tell me about the things I need to prepare for and also what is Gartner offering for this role to a 2.5 YOE in Machine learning & Data Science.

I am joining on 2 November but haven’t received any onboarding details. Do I need to follow up with the HR.

Hi All,

What would be Expected CTC for Senior Software Engineer role in CBA?

YOE: 7 Years with Python

CCTC: 10 LPA

Current Role : Technical Lead

Will be in Dallas for work next week, any recommendations (must see, restaurants, tours or shows)?

Any recommendations for a restaurant for a work social event? Roughly 10-15 people!

What are some companies (big and small) working in interesting neuroscience/neurology related projects including pharma, med tech, ect.? How do you all keep up with neuroscience news to stay in the know?

Recently relocated IT cloud engineer looking for a new position in the DC area around the December time frame. Is hiring slow for IT in the area this time of the year?

Anyone have information on being an assistant attorney general? Is it prestigious? Better to be an ASA/PD?

I got power and internet back last night but I have no pressing matters so my bosses don’t need to know that 🫣🤫

What are your biggest red flags when dating someone new?

Can someone help me on what should one ask for B8 position for project management having 8 years of experience .

Hi all. I am currently working as a Senior associate, compliance operations in Amazon. Prior to this I have worked with HDFC BANK as a Deputy Manager for 2 years in operations. I need suggestions for my next switch..

I give the clients gold, but they decide instead, they want me to paint it with sh*t.

“i just fell asleep in the elevator”

“I feel like I’m the stupidest person here”
“You are not stupid. You literally work at one of the top consulting firms in the world”
“I literally got a 6% in one exam during undergrad”
“Well damn I guess you are stupid”

Just to be 100% clear, this entire platform is anonymous, right?

“We had complimenting genitalia.”

I made an announcement during our team meeting that I'll be taking another job offer. My petty boss said, "Well now that we have a little more budget, the rest of you will be getting raises!"

"she doesn't have good boobs" †
👀

“Who cares if it doesn’t work! You have to sell the vision!”

“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."

OH: (RE: required meeting attendance)

"Ok, fine. I will say yes now but fair warning I may fake my own death beforehand."

“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"

So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

“At dinner John (client) said I have nice legs, grabbed my thigh, put his arm around me & invited me to his hotel. Seems inappropriate.” Boss: “Well we won’t be taking him to dinner again this year”🤯

“Circumcision makes your dick look like it’s wearing a tailored suit. Circumcised is James Bond. Uncircumcised is James Out-On-Bond"

acd: “would you do meth everyday for a year for ten million dollars? you'd be able to choose where you rehab for free and —”

ad: “i’d do it for one million”

So overheard after work:

I left a company a while back and a coworker of mine that also left just informed me that one of the C level execs has an SEC decision against him for embezzling several million.

This was from before I worked there...

What type of background check do HF/PE/VC forms so these days? Employment, education and felonies are a given (I think) but is fingerprinting and drug testing still in the mix? How about credit score?

“Just came back from Hawaii, it was beautiful. Lots of good wine”-MD.
Tired analysts: 😒😒

HR: I still didn’t get approval from finance on the freelance req. not answering email.
Me: FL’r already in the building. you sit in next office can you just talk to them?
HR: ok. I guess.

"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"