I predict SHARP economic pullback in 2-6 months. Does anyone else agree?

AI is a bubble. Tariffs are now averaging 18%. We see early signs of inflation, BUT will take another 2-4 months to see indicators move materially. Another month or so for Fed reaction to get baked in.....this is not good.

What are the healthcare options like in India? I'll be needing regular care and I'm not sure what the insurance providers are and if care works differently in general.

Anyone got onboarding today 19th Oct 2022..? Bangalore location..?

It's fairly easy (technically if not consensually) to upgrade the cryptography to stay ahead of faster computers.

Stunod question:
Did you keep all boxes for your laptops/peripherals?

Any book recommendations for someone looking to get into a Product Owner / Manager role?

Does anyone from PwC have a list of the favorite groups shortcuts for excel? Please provide. Much appreciated .

Current IE here. What are some Time Motion Study Softwares that are out there and you use in your jobs?

Does anyone know salary estimates for an Associate role at Norwest Venture Partners?

Anyone knows good stand up comedy places in Miami?? Thank you in advance!

Hello Fishes,

Can anyone guide on best platform for HR job opportunities in foreign countries for Indians?

Hi all,

I am currently serving Notice Period and will relieve in First week of May. Will I be getting any Bonus for this Financial Year (Which is evaluated from July-June, and will be credited in August) thru Prorata Basis?
If yes, when can I expect?

When is the final settlement like Leave balance encashment and Last month salary credit be expected?

Hello Deskers!

What are some small ways we can make this week go easier for each other?

Any 🐠 here who have left ClearView? How is life? would you have done anything differently at ClearView to set yourself up for a great exit?

Looking for a serious job change, having 8 YOE as a business analyst and currently into data analytics space. Bangalore location

Any Manager or Sm in this group ? Please DM me.


Not interested in referrals etc please.

Hi fishes,

I found different user login related bugs in a website that hamper the user experience.

What is the correct procedure to report those bugs?

Also, can there be any potential scope to get bug bounty for the same?

How to approach this?

I'm planning to send an email with the details of the bugs to the customer care and feedback email of that website.

Thanks a lot.

"Do you really think we can spend all that money?"

These were influencer managers not media

“I feel like I’m the stupidest person here”
“You are not stupid. You literally work at one of the top consulting firms in the world”
“I literally got a 6% in one exam during undergrad”
“Well damn I guess you are stupid”

I’m starting at VMLY&R on account side and was asked if I want a PC or Mac. Not trying to be the odd one out - what do most account folks have?

I was in a meeting, and there was a new attendee, a fellow Asian guy.

Senior member: “Hi [new attendee’s name], where are you from?”

New attendee: “from [city and state]”

Senior member: “No, where are you reeeeaaaallllyyy from?”

**awkward silence**

New attendee: “from God”

Well… 🫣

If you are an immigrant and people ask you where you are from, how do you usually respond?

“Who cares if it doesn’t work! You have to sell the vision!”

“We had complimenting genitalia.”

“What do you guys see...a mouse or a blue screen”

“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."

First time working as a senior and Manager doesn’t review or have time for many questions. Deff trying my best but very hard to be efficient when it’s takes time for me to understand everything (planning). anybody in the same situation?

"There's no whining in baseball!", said very seriously and earnestly ..... to the office dog.

How you came into the company will define your path. That’s why you’ll never be successful switching departments.

So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

"Can you make it feel more like blueberries taste?" ACCOUNT TO CREATIVE

Thoughts on “special” salary grades. I just found out the VP I was offered is not a grade 12 like most comparable roles (verified). Also not an 11, but an 11A. Slightly higher than an 11, a good bit lower than a 12. All due to the fact that it’s a leap from my current position. Why should that matter…..shouldn’t it pay what it should pay if I am selected, rather that curving down towards my current rate?

“Isn’t meth, like, so early 2000’s? Does anyone do that anymore?”

I used to get lit on LITS (Long Island Iced Tea) ummmm you didn’t use lit correctly. But I’m starting to use the word extra correctly. LOL #facepalm

“This report is like a bikini. What it is showing is interesting; what is beneathbthe cover is crucial.”

Boss2 (American): “Why can’t I just do THIS?”
Boss1 (American): “Because it just complicates things! Why do you have to go and throw a spanner in the wheel?!”
Boss3 (British): “Spanner in the wheel?? You’re mixing up your metaphors. It’s spanner in the works.”
Boss2: “What’s a spanner?”
Boss3: “In ENGland where we speak ENGlish, it’s the item you mistakenly refer to as a wrench.”
Boss2: “So – a wrench in the works?”
Boss3: “Yes, it’s a tool that screws everything up …like you.”

“There are so many layers of Daddy. Book coming soon. How to get one, how to be one, how to keep one!”

Why are people not good at ending zoom calls? I feel like I’m always the person who throws in the closing statement (I.e, ok well sounds good is that all? Have a nice day! This was helpful thanks Karyn..looks like we’re at top of the hour already) 🤦🏻‍♀️