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I can respect a business that provides an actual service. More power to him. I might have to hire him soon.

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OMG!!! I bet he makes BANK if he’s real!!! Hahahaha

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If I have a problem with the boss, I want to have the pleasure of letting him or her know about it 😂 No cursing of course but I know how to get my point across.

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And that guy can get arrested for disorderly behavior. Which would be exactly would what happen to him if he showed up at my place of business.

Please God let this be real. Give me a sign.

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