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Wow. Unbelievable. I'd really like to meet you in person OP. I'll take you down regardless of what you look like. Unless of course you were talking about colors on a palette, in which case we can have a drink and talk art.

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That's what you're supposed to do to save water, especially in a drought

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In some cultures they only eat vomit

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Some countries have dual flushers to save water

You aren't even supposed to use the low flush urine toilets in a drought. No reason why you need to flush pee immediate in a private toilet. Public is a bit of a different story

I was at a client that had a no flush urinal. I would not want to be the guy to clean the bathroom.

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