If your job role was a movie, what would it be called?

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The Godfather

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Inception

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US

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Corner bitch

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Crazy people

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BIG

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Fear and loathing in Las Vegas

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The Mask

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Adventures in babysitting

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The Joker

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The walking dead

Ernest Goes to Camp

Inception

Up in the air

Deadline - where everything is an emergency and no one gets out alive

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What's Your Take?:

Asking creatives to work on a project with lots of award potential but minimal budget/billable time allocations. So the majority of the work would be done on personal time.

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