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Dazed and Confused

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Monsters, Inc.

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Fear and Loathing in NYC

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Kindergarten Cop

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Horrible Bosses

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The Twilight Zone

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Brown Bunny

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Legally Blonde

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A Few Good Men

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Psycho

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Home alone!

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One flew over the cuckoo’s nest.

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Office Space (Skype is the printer in this version)

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Wonder Goddamn Woman

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Sorry to bother you

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Scream

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The purge

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Home Alone

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Oceans Eleven

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