I’m moving from the U.S. to Canada in a couple months. Where are the best places to live in the Greater Toronto Area, especially as it relates to good schools for a child and a fairly decent community?

No idea when I'm quitting but I can't wait to send my ready-made "farewell" email draft. Had this baby ready for the last 3 months.

If Excel and Tinder had a baby = the perfect app.

First week training power point has scatterplot slide and kid raises his hand and tells the whole class that it looks like an "inappropriate splatter"

Pandora on my drive back home after 13 hours in the office - "All I wanna do is drive home to you, baby I'm faded". Recently broken up. Also, going home to a douche roommate. Oh, the cruelty! 🙁

When you are staff and your seniors review everything you do, change a tiny bit, and take as if they did it to present to others, feels like a surrogate mother.

Lol you know he's the one when his dirty talk is "Baby, I'm from MBB." #nohate #allfun

That moment of dread when a mom with a baby sits in your row. Guess I'm not sleeping this morning. 😨

Fresh analyst joins the project. Attempts to school the team on how to do Vegas right. Im just too tired to give a shit on Monday night dinner, so enjoy the spotlight kid.

Do any of you have kids? If so do you find working for the big four manageable with a child?

I swear to the sweet baby Jesus that contractors give up some of their brain when they join a vendor.

Overheard on the flight: old white male says to an Asian lady: 'cute china doll you have there' in reference to her baby. Asian lady's response: we are not Chinese nor from China.

Anyone else want to punch the kid in the face that plays Peter Pan in the Geico commercial?

I can trace my anxiety from vacuums back to when my mom would use it to passive aggressively wake me up on the weekends as a kid. Could we relieve custodians of this duty for just the next few days?

We need to get Consulting firms to pay to freeze our eggs - wtf am I supposed to do, bring a baby on the flight and feed it lounge food when I decide I'm ready?!

I'm pregnant with my managers child 😳

Hartsfield just announced that effective tomorrow, the South security checkpoint is closed for three weeks. Sweet mother of god...

Can I expense a $500 rose bouquet for my Mother? I think that's okay..

When the girl you are dating takes you babysit her cousin's baby 👶🏻

I m a manager, M3. I am new to the dept too. I really want to have a kid, but so afraid that the pregnancy and give birth around Feb 2017 will hold me back from becoming a senior manager. Sigh ## :(

Moving to NYC! Where should I start looking for places? Early 30s, want a nice apartment with places to go around neighborhood, but don't want the college kid crowds

Posting from the top side.

Post for push testing

Post without company

Changed my company but it didn't update!

Anyone know how deep the bench is right now? Feels like nothing is going on

Sitting next to your client while online shopping-- the miracle of privacy screens

Has anyone tried giving up their seats on Delta or JetBlue? Is it really worth the time?

What certifications/professional designations (NOT graduate degrees and not CPA) are most valuable for advancement at your firm?

Just hit lifetime Gold on SPG. I'm either gonna be lifetime Rich or lifetime Regretful now. Which do y'all think it's gonna be?

Just got promoted to Consultant after 2+ years, 9% base salary adjustment + 1.5% bonus. Does that sound right?

Accenture folks: where does the position "Junior Project Manager" rank in the hierarchy? Follow up question: what does the hierarchy look like?

Just had a performance review with my SM while drinking Jack and Cokes in the Delta lounge... As God intended it to be.

9 times outta 10 I pretend not to hear or see you when you call out to me and I've got my noise cancelling headphones on. I see you there. Stop tryna kill ma groove 🎶🚫

Canada thinks it's so cool but fails to realize it's financially owned by the US, politically by the Brits #whydoineedaworkpermit

You know your manager gets you when she actually tells you to take that hot receptionist out on a date ;) 😈

I come home and the only food in my house is ice cream and beer. I've been doing the conference-call-but-still-in-pjs since 5am (west coast life). Ice cream and beer for breakfast?

I just made a storyboard to decide New Years plans #consultinglife

Fishbowl, y u no mark notification as 'read' when I slide right on the notification screen?

I am a more materialistic person after starting this job.