Is there a law I’m not aware of that mandates that every spot about a Zoom call, if you must create one, has to include a tangential bit about being on mute?

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Rule 4, Section 3, nestled between “pharma ads must include a couple in an outdoor bathtub” and “mosy ads must include a woman’s hand out a car window making waves as if she were an ocean dolphin.”

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