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The Onion is notoriously satirical, although the fake headlines start to hit a little close to home more than they used to 😭

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That's in project 2025, don't you know? Only educate the rich white kids. Saves those billionaires a lot of money.

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Seriously!? You couldn't find anything else?

I don’t know. I feel like even though this is a joke headline some of us aren’t all that far off from this being our realities. I hope not. Only time shall tell.

Soon in a school near you!😅

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