It’s the time for Tuesday night jokes !
What is the definition of marriage in software language? End of free /freemium trial . At this stage software moves to production . 🤣😂🤣😂

What to do when parents dig their toes into your relationship? They don't approve of who I'm with and very vocal about it.

In 10 years, this may be in the rear view or they may not let up. Anyone with experience in this?

MD: "Why the fuck does he have to stay home and watch the kids? If your wife works at a nonprofit, you definitely make more than her."

did your family create space for emotions growing up? (positive and negative)

confession:i regret not prioritizing finding a good partner when i was in my college/early career years and envy those who did. it's harder now mid-senior career because you have less time and it actually requires you put time and effort into finding a good relationship

I love watching my 3-year-old's engineering hacks... he wanted to pet the cat so he built a fort out of pillows and waited, now the cat's purring on his lap and they're both asleep

I’m irritated ALL the time and it’s ruining my relationship. What’s wrong with me? lol should I just start smoking weed or get on an anti depressant?

Losing my self esteem and self confidence that I am not able to recognize humans. Anyone can come I my life , fool me and screw up my life, ruin it. Upset about why I’m emotional person.

Have you been able to spend more time with your kids during the pandemic? How?

Here to tell you guys that each of us mending from either leaving a bad relationship or having some leave us: things are going to be amazing for us! I believe if for myself and I am so happy! And meeting new people is FUN. Laughing with friends and being yourself, away from all the drama, pain. Liberate yourself by deciding this breakup is your evolution into your best self!

I feel stuck. This job is hard. Feels like lots of people piling on while I’m away from home and my SO. It would be nice to feel more supported and have less toxic clients.

I think I want to be in relationship, but I fear that I actually am just lonely and not actually ready for relationship.
I desperatly want someone that I can spend time with, laugh with, and tell good news to amongst so much else.
I don't know what to do or if anything can be done...

Thoughts anyone?

Anyone want to bar crawl the beltline tonight? I moved here during the pandemic and have no friends around

My wife and I just had our second child, and we have also been dealing with her cervical cancer diagnosis. It has been a stressful year, to say the least. I want to do something nice for her, but money is tight right now because of the cancer treatment costs, and her being on unpaid leave because of the cancer treatments. What is something low cost I can do that will be a nice “couples thing” so we can de-stress, but also make her feel special?

Anyone here 40s never married, no kids?

I don't know about you, but this is the longest my husband and I have gone without getting into a argument. Forced to be together forces us to behave?

why do i struggle when my s/o isn’t texting me? ik they’re not cheating on me, ik they still love me, all that jazz.

but for some reason i’m not at peace when they take some time to themselves.

any tips or advice?

Did yall hear about the Chicago mom who had her kid taken away because she wouldn't accept that her child was transgender? As a parent, that's actually kind of scary that the government would that with no basis of abuse or neglect. Smh

Everyone likes me because I'm a doormat with no boundaries. I do anything and say anything to make people happy. I will think what you think I should think. Will you be my friend?

Some say perfect love doesn't exists.... but let me tell you that's because they never experienced it 🥰

Does anyone know axtria pune office location?

Hi ,

I have 1.10 years of experience in HR Operations / HR Shared Services.

Can anyone help me to get a job change ?

Asking for my brother. Please don't ignore.

If your company has any openings for Fresher. kindly provide referral.

Skillset: HTML, CSS, JavaScript, ReactJS, Python, SQL

He has trained in above skills. If any developer position is open in your company. Kindly let me know.

Hi All,
BA in Cognizant (pckg-16.5)
or
BA in FIS (packg 19.5)-payments

How do I do diligence on a prospective angel?

Hi fishes
How.much percentage of hike is infosys and TCS offering to retain their employees.?
If anyone has any idea please let me know.

I did not get my Salary for this month ie September when will it be credited??

Is it possible to get a remote job in the US but be based in Canada? Not sure of the legalities but the salaries here are much lower than those in the US...

Working in a start-up and love having an impact on the product. Things have been too chaotic tho. Thinking of recruiting for a big tech company but not sure if it's for me- anyone willing to chat?

Does anyone have experience with defi yield farming? It seems like a great way to make passive income, but I’m hesitant on how I can report the profits for my taxes. It seems pretty difficult to keep track of. Any opinions would be appreciated!

Without fail everyday around 4pm I encounter low-grade depression. This has been ongoing for years and I've tried to combat it through making plans, exercising etc... Anyone else experience this and found healthy solutions?

Anyone going out tonight?

Started at firm in second week of March and am at 1,700 right now, on pace for 2,000+. M&A 7th year. Who else is this busy? Keep reading M&A down across the board, but not feeling it here…

Obviously love the job security, but am at lockstep bonus firm and pretty sure at this point bonus will be on base scale last year, so kinda bummed about that.

Laid off, 10 years exp, tired of acct management. Feel so lost. Don't want to go back to agency side. What should I do? I feel like 💩

ATTENTION!! I’m looking for creative directors (art and copy) to work on some pretty amazing clients with our R/GA California office. Whether you’re solo or partnered up, I want to talk to you. And if that’s not you (right now), point your friends in my direction ☺️ 👏🏾☺️👏🏾

Meal prep ideas - that work for you? - looking for something that is 10 mins of prep time or less during the week, healthy and offers variety (tired of the same 3-4 veges on repeat)! I prefer lots of veges, fish and occasional lean meats

Best bars to watch the fifa final?

UK Big 4 Director pay bands ?

Has anyone actually received their reimbursement for filing taxes in multiple states? I got told that it would process with payroll last Friday but I don’t see it in my bank.

Reflecting on my pwc internship a couple years ago. One of the fellow interns brought a Deloitte bag to Intern Olympics, when asked why, He responded- "so the managers know I have options" 😂 savage

How do I do well enough to survive the next year if I have zero interest in staying in consulting and moving up and am here to just gain that sweet strategy experience to move back to industry?

Bowlers, is there a single news source that you trust to report the relative truth? What is it & why?

Think about this in the context of fact checking claims in the upcoming presidential debates. When CNN says one thing is false and Fox says the same thing is true, who do you go to?

New to negotiating….does it look bad if I ask for two rounds of negotiation on different topics? I.e., base and then start date / vacay days? Should’ve done it in one call but couldn’t think on the spot.

If I end up quitting after maternity leave, do I have to pay back any of my leave benefits? I guess I could ask HR, but wouldn't want to throw out any warnings.

What’s a less annoying way to say things like “new normal,” “unprecedented times,” “new ways of working,” etc.? Writing a mass email on virtual tools and would like for folks to not roll their eyes at it lol

Anybody looking for a referral in Salesforce please feel free to reach out 😊

My team just sold a next phase of work to the client (small team, so I’m main person to deliver the work), but I just got a written offer for a dream job. I’m definitely going to accept the offer, but feeling guilty since this phase was just sold (the client knows me and has said positive things about my work). I guess just looking for reassurance, since I’m dreading letting them know.

Heard BCG laid off quite a few people this summer. Is this true?

What are the BCG ring fences and how is each one? Can you join any of them or are you required to do the one closest to your home office

CAMS Prep...how much prep would an avg AML consultant with 4 yrs experience need to pass?

I got offers from top consulting firms in Berlin and Amsterdam. Any ideas what factors to consider in my decision?

To all the Management here, do you find that your staff (primarily out of undergrad) lack in technical skill sets, soft skills, both, or are very proficient in everything?

Hello! Anyone work at GE Healthcare?

What is the upside to working on implementation projects? Are there even any?

How do I not get jealous? Of my friends from college got pulled from ey to EYP with only 1 yoe. Got promoted and now about to make 170k with 2 yoe total. She’s on an internal role and just does pmo and works maybe 930-5? All due to the fact a partner she was working with on an event said I like you, join my team. I’m making half of that and we studied the same thing and went to the same uni

Any idea why EY is not on the list of Vault 50 top consulting firms but it is on the prestigious list?

A reminder to all: we are going through very difficult times. Please help someone who has gotten laid off if you can!

One of the reasons I want to transition from industry to consulting (tier 1) is that I get frustrated when I have to collaborate with mediocre people. My assumption is that Tier 1 consulting firms hire really sharp people and if I can get in, I’ll be collaborating with folks on top of their game (not expecting much from clients). I’m aware there are personal aspects I need to work on like my mindset, patience etc etc, but I just get so frustrated with blatant stupidity.