LOL thought I clicked Consulting Memes, and it was Consulting Moms. Took me a good 2 to 3 scrolls and breastfeeding posts before I was like WTF where are the memes! Summarizes my week thus far in a nutshell.

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Not a meme. Pls fix.

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You sound more like a Client than a Consultant 😬

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Woah, relax OP. It was just a joke.

But did you laugh at first?

Absolutely!

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still there’s not a single good word spoken for me from her side. we do not have any understanding between us, i come from a conservative middle class family, even though i earn well and life is not difficult for me, i live way below my belt.
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