My Apple TV told me the remote battery was low, so it took it to Apple and asked them to change the battery. Oh god, the horror when the guy told me to charge it “like you charge your phone."

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So you're an idiot?

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I guess so, MD1, I guess so.

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Your digital behavioral insights must be truly relevant...for Summer 2009

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Double fail for not googling it first.

But since you own it you should let yourself off the hook. It's funny.

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😘 @CD1

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@ AM1 it literally never occurred to me that it was like literally every other Apple product 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

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Happened to me also. 😂

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Get off here, Mom.

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Hello everyone!

Want to hire ~10 professionals with the below mentioned profiles on an immediate basis:
1. Java Developer
2. React JS developer
3. Angular JS developer
4. Java Full Stack developer

CTC: 8-10 LPA (negotiable)
Experience: ~2 years
Location: Noida (WFH available)

What in your opinion would be the right source of hiring for such profiles?

Hi all,
I am looking for a functional testing profile with 6.5 years experience and immediate joining,
Please let me know if you have openings in your organisation.
Skill set:
Functional testing
Banking Cards and payment domain
Jira, confluence, Zephyr,rally,Qtest,testflo
Test Lead Experience in managing multiple projects
Audit Artifacts
Project Management
Resource management
Project Forcasting

Willing to learn automation using TOSCA

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How many remote jobs do you currently have, and how do you manage your time between the two roles?

Bonus points if you share the industry you are in and your total salary from working all your roles.

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'An Empirical Analysis of Racial Differences in Use of Police Force' by Roland Fryer

Link to study:

https://scholar.harvard.edu/fryer/publications/empirical-analysis-racial-differences-police-use-force

Some bullets:

- Blacks 53% more likely to experience any use of force relative to 15% for whites
- All controls available, officers 46.6% less likely to discharge firearms before being attacked if suspect is black.
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Does anyone have the 2020 SHRM books for sale or to borrow? My job won’t contribute towards my certification. I’ve already paid for my test. I have the books from 2015 but I’d like to study from the 2020. I tried finding them online to purchase but sellers of affordable books aren’t responding.

Hey everyone I am an 8 year veteran in the Navy. I am an electronics technician and I am trying to set myself up to transition out of the navy September 2023. I have aspirations of getting into the IT field as I am studying for my CCNA then my security plus. Has anyone made a similar jump and if so what is some advice for getting a good paying job in the field with no direct experience?

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Anyone familiar with working for Kiavi/LendingHome? My experience is in private equity and structured products, I’ve been wanting to leave that and enter real estate for a while. They’re a self-proclaimed FinTech organization and I’m not at all familiar with that kind of structure for a company.

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got excited about dental work today because it meant I got to spend an hour away from work during the day. is that super depressing?

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I late night drunk made and ate a salad yesterday. #adulting

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Four words - Invest. In. Amazon. Stock.

110% Return on investment ( 1 year) and still projected to keep growing...

Laughable that banks and traditional 401k give you less than 5

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