Real consultants wear nice, designer shoes. Your rubber soled Rockports are cheesy.

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Real consultants get the job done, get home, and don't give a shit what you're wearing.

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Real consultants aren't dicks cuz they're trying to help other people not cut them down.

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@D2 in my experience it's usually the younger kids care more about the designer stuff. Fresh out of school and finally making money - spending it all on #swag. The PPDs are the ones wearing the Rockports 😂

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Can I just say I've never seen consultants be so obsessed with designer until this app? Maybe us analysts are just too young and low paid...

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Rockports are brutal. Especially with dress pants.

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Trying to help who? That's a cheesy af line. It's that what you tell you parents

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The older I get, the less I care about names. Quality on the other hand is different and more often than not, you get what you pay for.

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@PWC1 real consultants aren't dicks??? Hahahahahahahahhaa

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I don't have any Rockports but if they're comfortable I'm wearing them. As it turns out, people don't care when they know you're going to get them out of a bind.

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Hey man. Those don't hurt my feet. Haters goin hate.

Rockports are cheesy AF. That's the only part of your statement that's true.

@D1 totally agree.

Real Consultants = Management Consultants. The "consultants" in cheesy shoes are usually in staff-aug or developer roles. I wouldn't meet with the CxO in rubber sole shoes.

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