Send in the national guard to resupply the poor people in that line at ORD terminal 3 which crossed the entire terminal length. Thank god for pre check.

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Fucking hell. Alarm didn’t go off this am. Left river north at 6:05am, I have a 7:03am flight.

Literally folded and packed in the back seat of an Escalade doing 90 on the expressway, get to the airport and was greeted by that clusterfuck.

Boarding pass had an error too so had to handle all of that.

Set an Olympic record in the ORD 500M Dash and make it to K16 and still make the flight.

The consulting gods are smiling upon us today my friends. 🙌✊

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I just landed and was wondering what that was!

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