Some recruiter just called my mobile, sneezed and hung up.

I am getting sick of these cold calls.

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Very good. Although likely straight over the majority of the audiences head.

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This definitely flu over my head

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congrats you’re a dad

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Some recruiters are about as useful as that.

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Womp womppp

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