Someone could be telling the true secret to ultimate success, but if it’s on a video recorded in a car, I’m going to pass over it.

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Man, I hope TikTok figures out the whole algorithm and sale debacle before Jesus starts having to post to it as an influencer...

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I don't really care about where it's recorded. It's about what message they are trying to give. That's my take on it.

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This is also how I feel

* Would much rather see a video recorded in a car than in public with a bunch of people around. A car is private and quiet

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Neither situation is good, so I’ll avoid both.

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What is it about this that bothers you?

Some of ya'll need to manipulate your algorithms, that cringe content isn't there by accident

I wish telematics could snag the ones doing it while driving. I mean really? It won’t be long before a pedestrian ends up crashing one of these, and it won’t be funny.

I can see the post already: “I crashed my car and killed three children while filming a video on my phone about how to 10000x your business. See my advice below for the top 10 ways to grow your newsletter 👇”

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