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A mindful ball gag would have been a better prop.

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I didn’t expect to see “mindful ball gag” today so that was fantastic. Thanks! 😂😂

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If I saw that dude coming into my class…I’m ready to barricade the door and call the cops

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I used to wear one of these around campus during the winter because I thought I was too ugly and thought cold was an excuse to get away with it. It did make people uncomfortable.

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Classic “pick me” boy. I bet he sits in the front and raises his hand to answer every question. Probably reminding the professor they didnt assign the quiz or collect the assignment.

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Look ma! No hands!

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I'm a consultant with about 2 YOE, considering a move away from the big D, and would appreciate any advice. Thanks in advance!

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How are hours at big 4? In strategy/transaction teams

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Hi all! I’m an Australian citizen (currently living in the US), and am moving to Sydney in August. I currently work at Accenture in the US with 2.5 YOE. How would you suggest applying for jobs/networking? While I’d be happy to stay at Accenture and transfer, I’m also open to other firms as well. Any leads are greatly appreciated!

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Family member saw me working out hard and called me a "retard" for pushing myself being at max speed and "making faces". Seriously? When you push hard, it's supposed to be - hard. No?

I started a new account job at an agency. I’ve been here for about 2 months & I hate it. To put it simply, its an absolute mess. Does it look bad to other agencies if I jump ship after only 2 months?

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I don’t understand how majority of folks afford rent here. Also, how these luxury apartment buildings stay full capacity. Seems as if majority of Coloradans I meet aren’t raking it in $$$.

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What’s a red flag you look for when considering new clients?

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Does anyone know how long you have to wait post biometrics inorder to get the passport letter or even the visa? It's for Canada work visa.

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Long-term disability on H1B - Yay or Nay? Lots of online forums say, visa holder will be out of status for major part of LTD and thus it makes no sense to buy

Anyone over here got email for new joiner welcome kit?

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How to respond to the “why are you looking to switch careers?” Question. Have a background as a mfg engr but have an interview for a software QA position . I applied because the company culture and benefits are hard to beat. software QA was the closest position I qualify for.

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How will the work be in L&T Technology services?

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Sometimes I be like “Dayuuuum, I’m so cute and I’m a frigging catch, anybody would be lucky to have me”. On other days, I’m just trash, a joke, or several memes: the ultimate degenerate.

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

I forced my employees to make a fake commercial and take pictures of me proposing - I’m so amazing.

This whole thing is cringe - how proposed after forcing employees to make a fake commercial and attend, calling himself rainmaker, the formatting. Image of the text in comments.

If only he just made a post being excited about being engaged (still not for LinkedIn, but whatever).

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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Biggest cringe for me has got to be when people include “ex-<company name>” in their title… see it for loads of the big 4 firms and I’m thinking wow you must love slave drivers that underappreciate you 🤣

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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Definitely not bragging or showing off …

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Does anyone think it’s a good idea to beg for a job and put your personal life out there to get sympathy, because that is what I am seeing every day on LinkedIn and then the recruiters and everybody will comment and send the jobs and they will end up with a job or interview the next day.
I’m getting close to the point of doing that because it seems like it is working.

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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My 4 year old asked me today what a boss is. What’s the best LinkedIn Cringe response?

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Cringe for today!
Two things,
1. Why can't you say this as a "Text" post.
2. What's your point?

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫢 (1/2)

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Nice try Accenture.

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Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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