That's enough linkedin for today.

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You are currently posting as works at

Isn't that a parody account?

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I've been following him for a year, it's gold. he never drops this energy

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Where’d I put HR’s number again?

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I lost it with the toilet bowl comment lol

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Best part is he has “Open to Work” on his profile picture. This has to be a joke.

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*unzips

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😬

What the ENTIRE hell...

I see the vision lmao

Ok, hear me out now. Sperm can be divided into X-sperm and Y-sperm. Research shows that Y-sperm swim faster but X-sperm are able to hang around in the uterus longer before dying. So instead of be this running around grinding sperm, perhaps just be the chill hanging around X-sperm because they make babies too!

Uterus? That’s a long way from throat.

He’s at it again!

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