The most interesting consultant in the world: ...he once __________

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Is a top performer, and has work life balance

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Had the Client fly to him for the project

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Doesn't just get upgraded to first class, he gets upgraded to the pilot.

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Billed more than 45 hours in a week.

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Built a 2000 slide deck, in Project

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Got Deloitte in MBBD.

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Attended 2 conference calls at the same time

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Leveraged, analyzed, synergized and optimized all the poses of the Kamasutra onto one slide

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Pointed out a spacing error in a footnote... from slide sorter view

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Told the CEO they were the problem, and had the CEO thank them.

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Sold a project, without a single slide

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Added value.

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Built a deck from scratch in Google Slides

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Did in fact boil an entire ocean.

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Gives his first class upgrades to the elderly

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Had a female consultant on his team that didn't just LOOK like a flight attendant, but actually WAS a flight attendant! 👩‍✈️

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Came into the office freeballing, in dress pants.

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Built a discounted cash flow, in PowerPoint

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He once..for all realized how swallow his life was and had the balls to quit...started his own firm and hired his own partners..and made them realize their crappy life..and...You Know!

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Made clients bid for him to consult on their projects

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