How much would you give to this child 😏😉😊

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Probably has trust issues, thinking it’s a trick question and that he/she can outsmart the system. They’ll be a senator one day.

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Eldest son did something very similar when he was 6. Teacher told him off and warned us. McKinsey just made him an offer.

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I just know the child can not be a system analyst when he/she grows up.

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You’d be surprised with who we’re hiring ..

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Independent thinker, colors outside the lines - will succeed if public school doesn’t break his/her spirit before final escape

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This is the EY Performance Rating guide Gold Standard.

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4/3

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Fire the teacher.

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Cute story but kid 1)has poor attention to detail and pattern intuition on punctuation (1,2,3 all have periods not commas - should’ve picked up on that )
Or more likely 2)is cocky AF

Score is fine, if 1) then deserves explanation and mentoring if 2)let them self-reflect

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And I bet you are an emotional twit with poor compartmentalization skills!

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He/she will do well on the SATs

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Aww I'd give them a redo

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