This job would be easy without the neurotic unhealed lunatics we have to work with.

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Don’t be rude. They have a name. They’re called clients.

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“Missed it by thaaaattttt much”

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A1 is 100% right (at least on transactional side). If you think these demands and pressures are because “the partner is mean” then you’re too junior or a siloed specialist.

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Agree with A3. Generally people in this bowl aren’t doing commercial contracts for a Products Counsel and, if so, not sure they’re the ones with the bad deadlines.

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Why is it so hard to move out of federal consulting and into the private sector?

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Which area is kpmg GS office located in bangalore? I am looking for accommodation but HR just sent a basic on boarding mail.

Kindly help me with this

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Any 40+ women here interested to make new friends? 40+ man here.

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Is a 110k salary fair for UX Designer in a f-500 organization with the following responsibilities:

Wear many hats in UX, for 7 separate digital products
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Provide spec work for dev teams for each product
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How much salary does jp pay to promoted associates in India? Which are not in tech

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Let’s continue the momentum!

If you’re open to referring people to your company, post your company and your location below!

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Hello Fishes,
Can anyone please help out with requisite YOE required in various bands at BNY and their corresponding pay ranges that can be expected for I,J, K
It's slightly confusing, so would appreciate any help, so I can be prepared for calls if any, as have had low balling experience earlier, thanks in advance🙏

I am currently a Manager with 6 YOE in Fund Accounting/Financial reporting profile
Would appreciate the help please

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Any thoughts if Virtusa would be better or HSBC India for life insurance domain as business analyst.

Does anyone know if the Costco on New York Ave. has any good Bourbons on sale right now?

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I was laid off this month from a US-based company where I've been a reporter for the past 3 years or so... I live in Europe. I wonder if I'm likely to have luck with other remote-friendly US companies. Or are we already past that?

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The week of my wedding, my husband (PL SQL Developer 4 yoe) was laid off. That was a couple of weeks ago. Luckily I'm still bringing money in as a software engineer, but I'm looking for advice on how to support a partner who has been laid off. Ultimately I think we will be ok, but I know he's hurting / stressed / and could use a supportive partner.

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After applying for a analytics role at Instacart, got an email for a codesignal. Anyone had the same recently?

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Hello folks,

My current ctc is 23lpa and I have offer of around 36lpa in India
However i am getting an onsite opportunity In Denmark, what should be my expected ctc there? Considering the country is much expensive. If anyone has done research regarding cost of living in Denmark earlier, please share your thoughts on this, it would be very helpful. They are willing to offer 60k euros, but I feel 36 lpa in india is better deal. Companies are equivalent.
6 years exp in frontend with vuejs

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Larsen & Toubro Infotech Any reviews in MLops in LTI hyderabad
Got an offer of 21LPA
YOE is 4.5 Larsen & Toubro Infotech

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Larsen & Toubro Infotech How to opt out for the self mediclaim facility in Larsen & Toubro Infotech for new joiners?

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Hi All,

Anyone who got retained recently in LTI, please let me know, need some help.

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Does anyone else not relate to the “chill paralegal” memes on litigation god?

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What can a junior associate do about a mid-level that constantly asks questions about things they were cc’d on, sends dozens of piecemeal emails and is generally just super high strung and needs everything right away?? No other mid-levels I’ve worked with act this way and this individual I’m working with is driving me insane and I’ve spent countless hours attaching emails and saying “as explained in the attached email…”

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Which is more painful: watching litigators draft contracts or transactional attorneys litigate?

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Any news from DPW? 🤔🤔

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Anyone know what Greenberg Traurig is starting at for entry level positions outside NYC? Can’t seem to find a source

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Boomer. I am in between jobs. Laid off in 10/21 after 16+ yrs, with an ABA firm. RIF. Still on excellent terms. Took my time living off generous package and didn’t seriously start applying until 01/22. Made a rookie mistake and accepted first offer.
Turns out job wasn’t as advertised. Mutual parting of ways 3/22. Due diligence is critical.
Now interviewing a LOT. Some temp work, I still have “it”. I relate to all gens. Willing to mentor AND learn from all. Tech savvy, CTE from day one. Leads?

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I'm up for election next year. Kind of feel like I'm in Squid Game right now.

I've signed on to this, I'm really close to the end, but at a certain point I feel like I just want to check out of the game (and go in-house or something).

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Why do many associates at top tier firms stay to make Partner when they can go in-house in tech and make around the same, even long term? For example, you can make near 400-550k in-house at Google, Netflix, FB with 8-10 years of exp. More senior than that in-house, it can easily break $1M.

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How do you deal with stub years who are exceptionally bad? I’m not talking about general cluelessness which is completely expected and understandable, but turning in work product riddled with incomprehensible, grammatically incorrect sentences that would fail middle school English. This is honestly the worst I’ve ever seen. Would you just avoid in the future or raise this with a partner? I don’t even know how to talk to this person about this…

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Working on some law firm applications tonight and it sucks that I know that I am so capable and have a strong work ethic but firms can’t see beyond grades or the fact that I didn’t go to a t14 law school or prestigious undergrad. I’ve worked twice as hard and feel like I’ve barely even gotten half as much. It’s discouraging sometimes especially because I worked so hard with pretty much no guidance (first gen, poc, low-income) to get into college and do well and then get into a t30 law school

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Has anyone taken a stealth vacation (i.e. went on a trip but didn’t officially take time off)? Did it work out?

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How does compensation change by foregoing partnership at a firm and going in house? I’m a 2nd year trying to understand long-term earning potential

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1st yr at a nyc v50 firm doing general transactional work. I know the lateral market for transactional lawyers is hot but not as hot for juniors. I just want a change of scenery because my current firm is bleeding good associates / not giving great training imo / and just seems small. Would lateralling this early feasible? Would it look bad on my resume?

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General corporate in NY looking to lateral into tech transactions at one of the EC/VC firms. I’ve heard that I may get a class cut if I make the move but I’m ok with that. My worry is that EC/VC firms are crazy busy work differently from general corp, I also won’t have control over my hours, and potentially worse based on how billing differs (block billing on a few clients vs having to work with 15 or more startups). Is the same true for tech trans or IP group?

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Anyone worried about firms over-hiring? Our firm has hired a LOT of people. I know we need it now / the past year, but will this bubble pop?

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I’ve been at a job for a few months and hate it - partners set unrealistic deadlines, micromanage, and create work that truly is not necessary/push urgency when there is no real urgency. I had other offers prior to accepting this job that may still be options, and going back to my old job (for a pay cut) might also be an option. I can’t tell if this is just burnout, growing pains, or just an untenable work environment. Would you ride it out for a year at new job or pursue other options? HELP!

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Serious question: what was biglaw like back in the 90s? Did ya'll have big cellphones and catered lunches? How is it different for associates back then versus now?

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Best backup plans if you get fired from a Big Law firm within a year or two after graduating? Go to a non-BL firm and then try to lateral back into BL?

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PROPOSAL: Can we start naming names with respects to layoffs, furloughs, and pay cuts? Knowledge is power, and the only ones who benefit from vague exchanges of info. are the employers. Thank you!

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Are L&E firms raising salaries (Littler, Fisher, Ogletree, etc.)? What is starting compensation?

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