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how long were you on the bench before you got on your first project? I joined 2 weeks ago, but still can’t find any projects.

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Can you please share:
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That moment when the 1st-year associate speaks up during a client meeting.

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Here to restate the understated truth of our profession..

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Hello all, for those working in an agency. I wanted to see what your typical client workload is? I’ve been in my role for about a year but the workload has changed dramatically without hiring help.

Can you please share:
- the number of accounts you manage
- how many support staff you have on those accounts
- how many active pitches you send per month for those clients on average

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Need your opinion.

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Total YOE: 11 years

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Relevant exp in Azure: 2+ yrs

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PwC Senior Associate salary band (advisory)? Have masters and 3 YoE.

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26th Sept - Advisory Odyssey
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Any information on working for Deutsche in the CRE Special Situations Group?

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We are not looking for any private information, but more anecdotal evidence of issues that can be improved.

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I have 3 years in banking and applying for a Senior Relationship Banker, I started as a teller and have had 2 promotions currently I am a Relationship Banker II. I want to make sure that I get the salary for having more responsibilities. I live in a smaller community. What would be the minimum salary for a Senior Relationship Banker?

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