What are the most overused catch phases in consulting? Bonus points for double entendres 😉

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Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

Do you have bandwidth?

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Let’s take this offline

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Touch base

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Circle back

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Play it by ear

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For our Indian colleagues; Sorry to cut you

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I am shifting

Boiling the ocean 🌊

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Double click on that

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What’s the ask here?

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Open the kimono

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I know this one to be very ey. It is very suggestiveand not work worthy phrase.

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Ew, put that away

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Let’s drill down. Get a lay of the land. Pick some low hanging fruit. This is standard bedroom talk for me. You sure you’re consultants?

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Let’s align

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Head nod

Sharpen the pencil

You’re fired

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