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You can tell he’s older because he screenshots pictures he likes then shares them

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This is publicly admitting you have an android. Unforgivable.

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This is an “I cheated” level appreciation post lol

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"20000 connections" jfc

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I hope he posts the divorce picture in a few months next.

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Is that his daughter or is it his wife? Why would he be proud of her for turning 40? Is he linkedin bragging that he picked a slow aging trophy wife and we should all feel jealous?

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“Look how hot my wife is. Also I’m older than her so I’m not a creep 😇”

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Did he steal these pictures from Facebook to make himself look cooler than he is?

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Ewww 🤦‍♀️Sir....thank you but I will not 'book an appointment with you.' Creepy

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First picture: lovely restaurant, look at that view!

Second picture: realizes who she is married to/in a relationship with

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10:34 am and your phone is at 22%. You’re f*cked in more ways than you can possibly imagine, my friend…

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Sunday brunch feeling. About to enjoy a healthy meal and then the feeling of looming Monday sinks in.

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The screenshots really make the post

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Bro is touting his sugar daddyness

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Of course you are proud because, that poor girl is willing to be around your gross ass.

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The amount of people posting their wives is insane. I saw one this week where he posted his wife in a bikini while they were in a family vacation. It was so tacky

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Is there anyone who is @cvshealth who would not mind giving me a referral? I have applied to a Senior Manager Quality Improvement Actives position. I would love an opportunity to interview to better demonstrate the value I can add to the organization. Thanks I’m advance!

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Looking for a girl travel partner to explore banglore city outskirts. Anyone interested?

What the wlb for women in Citi pune??

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does anyone have experience exiting after 1 year? any vengeful MD stories? my MD knows a lot of people and i’m scared if i interview or exit to one of these places that he has a connection at he might try to mess with my career...

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Anyone work or has worked at MGO?

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Hi friends, I am initially trained on .net and angular in my company and then randomly put to Automation Testing in project. Also they are not relieving me from the current project . Can I apply for other companies with my knowledge of .net and angular? YOE- 2 years.

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Here’s one for your Cinco de Mayo celebration tomorrow! 🇲🇽 Tequila Mockingbird! This is a delicious cocktail and one of my favorites. If a watermelon jolly rancher and hot tamale had a baby, it would be this drink. Definitely having this one tomorrow. What is your 5 de Mayo drink of choice?

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What salary range should I give for Avascent analyst role?

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I want to get my masters in HR, but I also want to get my phr.. is it better to get one over the other? Or should I do both. Are there any masters hr program someone can recommend?

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Anyone up for a call? Interested in learning more about The Siegfried Group.
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Hi All, I have YOE of 9 years
KPMG offering a role of Manager
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Variable component I am not sure.

Can you suggest if this is a good deal?
I already have offers from CapG Invent 29LPA (26.3 fixed) and Infy Consulting 32LPA (25 fixed)

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To all the insurance underwriters, what do y’all make/ YOE/ carrier?

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What's up with risk declaration?

I'm working as an Assoc Consultant at KGS Advisory (tech). Are employees allowed to invest in all mutual funds (except those on REL)?
What are the restrictions for people who are not auditing?

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Any Black Friday kitchen gadget deals you're looking at?

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Hello all ,

I have 2+ years of experience in payroll and benefits operations ( shared service specialist) , and i am looking for compensation benefits specialist roles . I would be really glad if you could refer me in your organisations. have been applying jobs through LinkedIn, naukri from a long time . But no luck .

Looking for referrals in GSK, Infosys, Finastra, etc .

Please help

How much would orange theory cost if you went 2-3x each week?

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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It’s not personal, it’s cringe 😬

This is a new bowl and there aren’t really any rules yet. It is supposed to be fun and lighthearted, please don’t be an a** 🙃

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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Nice try Accenture.

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Not cringey but funny as hell.

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I ama post this on LinkedIn

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Do we think this is what all partners are thinking?

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Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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Why is this on LinkedIn? What does this have to do with networking and the workplace and careers? It feels like people are just using LinkedIn for a Facebook replacement...

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Oh god no.. 🫣

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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Does anyone actually get any value from LinkedIn posts? Other than things regarding openings or positions, does anyone actually care or look forward to the content there? I feel like a LinkedIn creator is akin to a pet rock or NFT

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This guy has the worst posts…

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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