When I’ve my desk in standing desk mode, and I’m sitting on my chair and looking up at my screens, I feel like I’m looking up at god.

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RA is always bringing the deep thoughts. Or they are high. Either way. Keep doing you RA.

I am high even when I am not high. Thank you. :)

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