Whenever I get pissed off at work, I dial into my own Skype link for the status “in a call” and sometimes also share my own desktop to change it to “in a conference call” and then go watch a movie or clean up the apartment 🤣

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That is brilliant and I love it. I usually bring my laptop to the living room and move the mouse every five minutes. Your idea is much better.

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This is a term I don’t know!

Love u, you brilliant bastard.

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I've gone as far as setup a meeting with my Gmail address and shared my screen to get the "presenting" status.

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You just enlightened me 🤣

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When you’re pissed off? I’ve done this since the pandemic started on a daily basis. Naps, jogs, a little grocery shopping. I’m a very occupied fellow.

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Question is - how often you get pissed off?!

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Hmmm good question😏 I’d say given the current work situation, quite often. But hey I still deliver, just enough to keep my manager satisfied

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You’re a rebel!

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I sure am 🤷🏻‍♀️😃 who isn’t?

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This is genius!!!

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I've never thought of that. Only thing I've done is to book private apt thru out the day so I can be away & do whatever.

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I need to do this just to get my actual work done.

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Poor you! Whenever I need to get my actual work done, I log off from all the chatting apps and block my calendar with ooo 😃

Whenever I get pissed off at work it’s because I have too much work, so I just keep working. It’s great.

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I used to do it until I burnt myself out after a whole year of 60hr+/week. Took 6 weeks off and now my body is a jar of antidepressant and anti anxiety drugs. My manager never offered help and asked me to prioritize my work and she wouldn’t even give a written “agreed”. I have a topic lead who free rides the whole time and I have to cover her work when deadline is close and she doesn’t deliver what’s promised. So I learned my lesson and now I say no to any task that is not my responsibility and I realize life can be so good too.

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Where you kids been? I’ve done this for years and counsel new hires to do it too! 😂😂

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Hahahaha it’s always better to work smart than hard

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I do this all the time 😂

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Bragging about being lazy and deceitful, what a champ. Bet I know what your manager is posting about you

Lol I don’t think it should be no judgement, I just think kpmg1 should get a life outside of work 🤣🤣

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Thanks I’ll be doing this.

Well, I know what I’m going to do from now on

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