Why does the Aflac Duck have the same haircut as Hitler?

Hi All,
I have two offers, please help in deciding which should I go for.

Amazon web services- 20.5Lpa+ 5lpa (singning bonus)
Cisco- 27LPA+ 4.8lpa joining bonus

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Dear Nappily Ever After,
No one has an office, much less an assistant. Creative and account are different jobs with their own dress codes. But dumb, off brief ideas by white creatives do win.

Deloitte US just announced layoffs. Any other B4 started layoffs too ?

I got an offer for ServiceNow developer in Volkswagen, do we have someone from same background. is it good time to join Volkswagen?

Graduated college 6 months ago and just been working since. I’ve been living in my city for almost 20 years now and want a different change of scenery. Any advice from people who moved west coast to East coast. I’ve been interested working in Chicago or New York

Anyone have multiple FT jobs? I'm looking about to land a new primary FT job, as my current job is very very slow, doesn't really have any projects for me, and could end at any time (with a 30 day notice).
Where there any legal issues? (The two companies area in different industries so no competition). How did you manage both? The new company knows I'm still employed, should I quit the first or keep it as long as I can manage both? Any bad vibes or feelings of unprofessionalism? TIA

HCL guest house in Chennai? Any inputs

Anyone work remote from Israel for a US CPA firm?

Hello 🐋🦈
Company: Games24x7
I have 6.5-7 yrs of work experience in product design, what should I expect as CTC?

How’s wlb, promotion cycle and performance bonus policy?
Please help 🙏🏽

I’ve noticed on Glassdoor, salaries for my level (Director) are higher than my base but have similar bonus opportunity. At what level of pay gap would you push or make a stink? In hindsight I should have pushed more during the hiring process. At 160k base now, seeing ranges in the 170s to low 180s. These are specific to my current company.

Anyone know of IT Security jobs specializing in NIST and/or FISMA that are hiring?

Saw some people from EY TAS change their titles to Strategy and Transactions on LinkedIn. Is this just a fancy name change the group did or are EY TAS folks now doing strategy work in addition to the typical FDD work ?

Koi single hai bhi yaha pr ? Lagta toh nhi hai. Lagta mai akela hi hu.

Hey fishes, Has any one bought extra holidays using Flex EY? Is there any benefit (cost wise) in buying extra days through Flex EY vs. taking unpaid Leaves?

Cheers!

I’ve seen BareFaced mentioned a few times in this bowl. Previously I’d never heard of it. How does it compare to a SkinCeuticals or a Obagi - especially for products like VitC and serums?

Do you guys use stock music sites for clients with no budget? How do you sway them to use original tracks, even for social?

A recruiter from one of the Publicis houses reached out to me about an open position. I'm seeing positions I'd rather have in other Publicis houses. How can I leverage this contact to find the right recruiters for the job I want?

Is New York even worth it for advertising? I just looked for apartments and almost spit out my water on the prices for such bad quality.

Why ask me to take the lead on something I was never apart of to begin with? Annoying asf

Whomever is doing the tv placement for Advocate Healthcare in Chicago: do you have to have the ad going every other commercial? If I hear “come on get healthy” one more time, I’m leaving the state.

Wendys twitter interactions are pure gold.

How much of a pay cut would you be willing to take for a place/job/team where you think you'd be happier?

No one—of any age, on any occasion—ever—says “It’s easy as 1 2 3!” And yet every now and then, even now, you see it as a line (junk mail mostly). Did anyone EVER say it, outside of advertising?

Client removes all copy in ads re: product description or product benefits due to pending legal review. Removes visuals of product doing its job. Blames agency that ads aren’t driving traffic/sales

I got recruited for a analytical role with Ford, it’s a contract to hire position with great benefits, double my salary currently and close to home. The contract is for 6 months then can be hired in full time. Should I take the position or no? What do I have to lose?

Any tips from social media managers?

Not many people seem to care about those agency of the year titles anymore. Especially in the past 2 to 3 years. Even to the winners. Right?

I'm curious, what are your ground rules? Like what are some of the tasks someone might ask you to do, and you'll just flat out say no. Banner Ads notwithstanding.

Can community managers call themselves copywriters?

Still really want to know how that Strategist's conversation with the boss went today.

I'm reading this book on boundaries. In the work section it says I should tell my boss that I can't work after 5 PM. Knowing that advertising work commonly goes past 5 PM...would my job be in danger if I said that?
There's not really a rule book that says I must work until the work is done even though it's an unsaid expectation. Thoughts?

Weekly "I am so over open offices" post: I am so over open offices. There's a four-person meeting happening next to my desk that has nothing to do with me. Guys...don't do this.

If you do something on the side for extra cash (like drive for Uber) then lose your agency job in a layoff, does your little side gig disqualify you from collecting unemployment?

If you got fired today would you have a Bach up plan? What would it be?

Out of curiosity, how much $ did you start making before buying a pet?