Why is everyone at Tombras a “director” (according to LinkedIn) lol

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Because when everyone's a director, no one is.

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lol that's like the CEO epidemic of the 2010s, nowadays they prefer to call themselves entrepreneurs

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Great, now look what you’ve done https://adage.com/agencies/aa-charles-tombras-obituary/

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Just search Tombras and filter to People. It’s actually pretty funny.

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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The update really solidifies the cringe for me 🫣

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Definitely not bragging or showing off …

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Not Cringey at all but interested to see where this goes…

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LI a cringe exists beyond LI

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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